17 Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Having Sex

17 Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Having Sex

Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After  Sex – Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Every self-respected guy knows that this saying is no lie. But what do we as men think of men when the big job is done? Well, to these things, for example,

1. Oew … okay, I had never done this before

never done this before

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She did not really like it.

2. Shit, I came way too fast

I came way too fast

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

3. I think I have drawn that embarrassing orgasm scene again

embarrassing orgasm scene again 

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Hopefully she did not see it!

4. Did she really Cum or failed

Did  she really Cum or failed

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Oh, it does not matter either!

5. Damn, what was her name again?

what was her name again

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I know it started with an M. Marie? Melissa?

6. Amai, that was tiring. I have to start playing sports again

I have to start playing sports again

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Tomorrow I’m going to jog, sure!

7. Male, what do I like About breasts?

what do I like About breasts

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Now I’m sure I’m a titty man!

8. Oh no, I’ve been sweating like a pig

I've been sweating like a pig

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There seems to be a swimming pool here.

9. I hope she’s not married

I hope she's not married

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I have not seen any ring at all …

10. I really hope she takes the pill

I really hope she takes the pill

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That condom did not look really reliable …

11. That bus whistle was just not such a good idea

That bus whistle was just not such a good idea

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Now I have to clean up this mess!

12. Where is the remote control now?

Where is the remote control now

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The match will start!

13. I wonder if I’m the best she ever had

I wonder if I'm the best she ever had

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What a question too, of course, I was the best!

14. I think she wants to start the second round

 I think she wants to start the second round

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Shit, I need 10 more minutes.

15. Hmm, I’m looking forward to a pizza now

I'm looking forward to a pizza now

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Hopefully she also wants something, then she can call the Pizza Hut.

16. How do I get away now? I do not have an escape strategy

How do I get away now

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I’ll just say I have to go to a family party.

17. But the classic stays: yeah, I’ve just had sex

I've just had sex

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Does not matter, had sex!
Indeed, sex is pretty awesome.