Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Sex – Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Every self-respected guy knows that this saying is no lie. But what do we as men think of men when the big job is done? Well, to these things, for example,
1. Oew … okay, I had never done this before
She did not really like it.
2. Shit, I came way too fast
3. I think I have drawn that embarrassing orgasm scene again
Hopefully she did not see it!
4. Did she really Cum or failed
Oh, it does not matter either!
5. Damn, what was her name again?
I know it started with an M. Marie? Melissa?
6. Amai, that was tiring. I have to start playing sports again
Tomorrow I’m going to jog, sure!
7. Male, what do I like About breasts?
Now I’m sure I’m a titty man!
8. Oh no, I’ve been sweating like a pig
There seems to be a swimming pool here.
9. I hope she’s not married
I have not seen any ring at all …
10. I really hope she takes the pill
That condom did not look really reliable …
11. That bus whistle was just not such a good idea
Now I have to clean up this mess!
12. Where is the remote control now?
The match will start!
13. I wonder if I’m the best she ever had
What a question too, of course, I was the best!
14. I think she wants to start the second round
Shit, I need 10 more minutes.
15. Hmm, I’m looking forward to a pizza now
Hopefully she also wants something, then she can call the Pizza Hut.
16. How do I get away now? I do not have an escape strategy
I’ll just say I have to go to a family party.
17. But the classic stays: yeah, I’ve just had sex
Does not matter, had sex!Indeed, sex is pretty awesome.