17 Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Having Sex

17 Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Having Sex

Things We men Are Secretly Thinking After Having Sex – Men think about sex every 7 seconds. Every self-respected guy knows that this saying is no lie. But what do we as men think of men when the big job is done? Well, to these things, for example:

1. Oew … okay, I had never done this beforenever done this before

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She did not really like it.

2. Shit, I came way too fastI came way too fast

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

3. I think I have drawn that embarrassing orgasm scene again embarrassing orgasm scene again 

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Hopefully she did not see it!

4. Did  she really Cum or failedDid  she really Cum or failed

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Oh, it does not matter either!

5. Damn, what was her name again?what was her name again

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I know it started with a M. Marie? Melissa?

6. Amai, that was tiring. I have to start playing sports againI have to start playing sports again

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Tomorrow I’m going to jog, sure!

7. Male, what do I like About breasts?what do I like About breasts

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Now I’m sure I’m a titty man!

8. Oh no, I’ve been sweating like a pig I've been sweating like a pig 

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There seems to be a swimming pool here.

9. I hope she’s not marriedI hope she's not married

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I have not seen any ring at all …

10. I really hope she takes the pillI really hope she takes the pill

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That condom did not look really reliable …

11. That bus whistle was just not such a good ideaThat bus whistle was just not such a good idea

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Now I have to clean up this mess!

12. Where is the remote control now?Where is the remote control now

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The match will start!

13. I wonder if I’m the best she ever hadI wonder if I'm the best she ever had

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What a question too, of course I was the best!

14. I think she wants to start the second round I think she wants to start the second round

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Shit, I need 10 more minutes.

15. Hmm, I’m looking forward to a pizza nowI'm looking forward to a pizza now

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Hopefully she also wants something, then she can call the Pizza Hut.

16. How do I get away now? I do not have an escape strategyHow do I get away now

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I’ll just say I have to go to a family party.

17. But the classic stays: yeah, I’ve just had sexI've just had sex

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Does not matter, had sex!
Indeed, sex is pretty awesome.