Things That You Only Understand If You’re Crazy About Beer – We probably do not have to say how great beer is. Do you just drink a simple pint or a trappist, it always tastes. We Belgians are therefore masters in brewing and drinking beer. And if you like to drink a glass (or six) yourself, you definitely recognize yourself in the following things!
1. You simply do not understand why people are walking around this globe who do not drink beer
Because beer is still the drink of the gods!
2. You are a real badass if you can do an ad fundum
Practice makes perfect!
3. But you’re really bothered when people spill beer with a beer
Because beer wastes, you just do not.
4. You know surprisingly many methods of opening a can of beer or a bottle of beer
With bleeding gums or other injuries!
5. You would like beer to be appreciated at restaurant
They have a wine list, but a beer card, but …
6. You know how to taste a fresh pint on a hot summer day
And it usually does not happen either.
7. If you could still choose one you should drink …
Because all of our beers are of course super lekker 🙂
8. And if you think about the Dutch and their “beer” then you often feel sorry
We call it piss water. Sorry 🙂
9. You have an enormous love for heavier beers, but unfortunately you can only drink a few of them
But from time to time a cheap sandwich should also be possible.
10. If you are talking about a new beer, you can not wait to try it
And sometimes there are exotic flavors, such as pizza beer (that really exists)!
11. When traveling, try out as many new beers as possible
And of course you also try to smuggle a few home with you.
12. You must not know anything about wine or spirits
It’s only beer for you!
13. You also know that beer suits every meal
Okay, except for breakfast then.
14. It’s great if you have a girlfriend who also occasionally drinks a pint
As long as she stays off your beer, of course!
15. You have even thought about brewing your own beer
Hmm, maybe that’s not a good idea.
16. And you know: all the great adventures start with beer
Even though it does not work well.
17. But beer can also be your worst enemy
Welcome to hell!
18. That “last” pint is usually “too much”
And then the misery begins …
19. But at the end of the day you just can not stay angry with your beloved beer!